Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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My pet rock died.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Anti Joke

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