roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

Gay Rights

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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