Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

What did the man without a tongue say...

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

whats black and white? a zebra

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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