What's 9 + 10 19

Knock Knock *opens the door*

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

whats long and green? weed

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Anti Joke

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