- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Gingers.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

The Holocaust.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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