Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

It smells like triangles in here.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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