- Anti Joke

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

17 What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.