What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Two english guys meet at work

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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