A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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I pooped.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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