A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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