- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

WHAT????

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Hey! Where is my tracker?

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

Cancer

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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