Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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A dyslexic blind man

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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