- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Your mom is fat

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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