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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

A man walks into a bar.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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