Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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