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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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