quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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