Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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NASCAR

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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