Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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