- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Politics

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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