A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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TIMMAH!

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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