- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

._____________________. Whale!

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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