- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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