- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

leon harney ya pikey

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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