- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Samraj.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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