I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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antijoke is the best website.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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