Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Colby Michael Schluter

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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you first

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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