What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Gingers.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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whats long and green? weed

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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