- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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