- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Health food.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

long in the tooth!

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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