- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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