What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Anti Joke

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