Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Hi what I lug you

you and your family will die tonight

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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