Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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women rights

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Hillary Clinton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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