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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

whats a dick a dick

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

your mother hates you

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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