Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Tunechi

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Knock knock. Racism.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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