This is a joke setup.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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