- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

women's rights.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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