- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Jacob Edwards has friends

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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