this is not a joke. jks

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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hi

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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