Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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