- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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