- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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