- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

What is long and black The unemployment line

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Women's rights

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

A handicapp walks into a bar

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