- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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