- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

A man walks into a bar

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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