- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

<=3 penis

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Dylan is gay

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

I told you it would happen

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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