What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Fiats

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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