How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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