- Anti Joke

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....