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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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