- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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