Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

girls basketball

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

A handicapp walks into a bar

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

bryden is a faggot

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Women's rights

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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