If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Mark Wilson

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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0 + 0 = 0

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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