Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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