- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

My friend harris is fat.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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