- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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