- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Rigo your a stupid ass

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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