A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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cancer

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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