- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

falling didnt make the difference

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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