nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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