What is more worse than death? Death

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Jesus was a good guy

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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