Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

A women's opinion.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

Abortion

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

balls

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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