Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Joke.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Dislike this.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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A black guy gets a job...

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Black People.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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