- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What causes floods? Too much water.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

If life throws you melons... ouch

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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