- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

LIFE :(

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

brandon ya twwat

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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